fightoffyourdemons

madturbating:

studies show i want to kill you

(via bulletproofxlovee)

TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.

askboxmemes:

In vivid fucking detail. If I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win. But you won’t.

(via yesimbeyonce)

littlewhirl:

i’m doing jumping jacks to stimulate my poop tube

br0samabinladen:

when i die someone put this on my tombstone

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

osamah:

*takes a hit of weed and develops a jamaican accent*

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

zachsgay:

i could wear skinnier and nicer jeans if my fuckin dick wasnt 12 feet long

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)